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French Times......

When we set out on this adventure to move to France, I asked the kids to keep a diary of their experiences, their thoughts, their fears and promised that neither Elaine nor I would read them unless invited to. They then said if they had to write it all down, so should I so I did. I have published the diary of our move from the UK to this wonderful part of France as a sort of Blog.

If you would like to know a bit more about the characters in our story please, 

 

A Man For All Reasons

Take one tired, brow beaten world-weary business executive with a beautiful wife and three gorgeous kids (more of them later) and pick the whole lot up from a remote desolate island somewhere in the wild waters of the English Channel…well the Isle of Wight actually…. and deposit them lock stock and two steaming baguettes in a small town in south west France.   More [...]


The Imaginot Line.

A map of France was miraculously produced, and that fateful night we decided where we wanted to spend a good part of the rest of our lives. We wanted to be below the cold isobar that on every weather map seems to run due east of La Rochelle, yes Normandy, Brittany and other points north are beautiful, but decisions had to be made.  More [...]


A Cheap Trip to Mars.

The next day we all sat around the dining room table, dreading sorting through at least a forest worth of advertising material and homes bearing no resemblance whatsoever to our requirements. So instead, we reminisced about yesterday's rugby scrums, sweaty people, horrible coffee and ignorant or perhaps uninterested sales reps.  More [...]


Inside the Belgian Psyche.

The rain didn't stop that morning, but the shattering disappointment did. The next property we saw was amazing, as was the one after that. Lunch time arrived punctually with the sunshine and the earlier nightmare was almost forgotten. We had a couple of good eating hours before our next appointment and made the most of it at what has since become one of our favourite gastronomic haunts.  More [...]


The Denouncement.

How do you break it gently to three relatively young children, their relatively old grand parents and a died in the wool, set in his ways, obstinate, black Labrador, that, within a few months we (inc. dog) will be living, breathing and GOING TO SCHOOL in France?…. You do it very gently…and slowly….and carefully…and gently!!  More [...]


Your Money Or Your Wife.

Now lets face it, the local legal profession in France is not the fastest nor prettiest thing on two legs. Our local notaire wouldn't have beaten the tortoise, even with a head start and a following wind and with his shrunken once black undertakers suit, stained with an exotic mixture of, a couple of months worth of lunches, the odd Ricard and a light sprinkling of powdery off-piste dandruff.    More [...]


Slipper Man Cometh.

So we were the proud owners of a gorgeous home in a wonderful town in southwest France. All our furniture was in place, the brood had made camp in their allotted bedrooms and Elaine and I went exploring our new home. The living area of the house had been very tastefully decorated with a mix of Anglo-French décor and we felt we could live with that for a while, upstairs was a different matter. One of the bedrooms had huge pink rose wallpaper everywhere…walls, cupboards, doors and ceiling…sunglasses (and a large glass of wine, well that was my excuse) were needed to look in there….so we didn't very often.    More [...]


A New and Perfect Life.

It is said by the local French population in these parts, that British immigrants to this beautiful area of the country have a three-year window. What they are trying to say is that the Brits leave within three years, or divorce within three years, or go mad within three years, or unfortunately die within three years. However once passed that three-year window they stay forever in their adopted country.    More [...]


The Idyll Idles.

Across the last few years that joie de vivre has not dissipated but grown in stature, as have my three fantastic kids and wonderful wife. Libby (aka BamBam) now has to be told to speak English when she is at home, she thinks in French, laughs in French, dresses in French, eats in French…. ("Libby close your mouth when you eating") and is a proper little Mademoiselle.    More [...]


Double Dutch.

Let me start by being honest, in hindsight we were foolish. OK, all right, I put my hands up; I was very stupid, believing in the honesty and integrity of estate agents. I know, dear reader, you would have thought over my long years dealing with this anomaly of British society, I would have learned my lesson, obviously I hadn't.    More [...]


Little Boxes On the Hillside.

A visit to the Notairs, signed off all the money issues, price, agents commission, Notairs fees, and tax to our adopted country. We did however get one little surprise, that at the time we didn't believe to be important; our buyer was going to have a mortgage. This bit of information was slipped very quickly into the discussion by the Dutch delegate in between our lead inspection and termite report: No the woodworm didn't start pontificating about the dangers of lead in paint and other bits of the house, but boy the Notaire did!    More [...]


The Sanity Clause…but he doesn't exist… does he?.

We tried everything to sort the mess out, bribery, begging, bitching and barter, nothing worked. I have never actually understood whom the estate agent works for in France other than himself. I know that the Notaire works for both parties, and from his barbed comments, at least I knew whose side he was on; ours, thank god!!    More [...]


The Germans Are Coming.

The move went smoothly and we settled into our ten-year renovation, building and decorating project under the supervision of my lovely wife, who I have to admit, looks very fetching in a swimsuit, hardhat and Wellington boots.    More [...]


Qualms and List.

So why was I sitting in a freezing cold hunting lodge, -8°C outside, at 10-O-Clock in the evening with 18 other very chilled people, a real log fire with pretend heat (-6°C inside), some fairly grotty cooking wine and a pizza, well dear reader the answer is "La Liste".    More [...]


Wide Eyed and Listless.

Well the best "Liste" won, but I lost out by just a few votes, which was a little disappointing, but hey, all's fair in love and politics.    More [...]


Cherchez La "Ham".

Over the last couple of years, I have read with great interest the political machinations regarding hunting in the UK. I am afraid from a PC point of view I have no real opinion either way on the subject, other than I liked the idea of the Stirrup Cup before the off, but I suppose they haven't banned that yet.   More [...]


Pompier And Circumstance.

It can happen anytime time between the hours of eight in the morning to eight at night. It starts with an eerie low bass note and builds to a shrieking crescendo of earth moving, body piercing cacophony of sound, like something crawling from the depths of hell, with a serious headache, indigestion and a major root canal problem.    More [...]


Too much to lose….Sausage

Its usually about the end of January early February when a couple of my neighbours arrive unannounced (usually with a bottle with no labels) to discuss the summer. Not the whole summer you understand, we would all be too drunk by the end, to debate the entire five months of our holiday season.    More [...]


All The Worlds A Stage

Have you ever wandered into a shop or business in France to be greeted by a spotty adolescent youth in a dark suit, two sizes too small, who whispers a bonjour without looking you in the eyes, picks his/her nose whilst looking at his/her dirty shoes/trainers and mumbles "What do you want?"

If the answer to my question is a "bien sure" then you have probably just met a stagiaire.    More [...]


"Bonjour Jean Got A New Motor"

A French car salesman specialised in offering custom-made sports cars.

One day, a snail showed up at his office door and said, "I'd like a custom-made car, please!"

The salesman was surprised that a French snail could talk, but asked anyway, "OK, what would you like?"

The snail replied, "I'd like it to go really, really fast, be painted with S's all over it and be ready for the weekend."

"We will move heaven and earth and have it ready for you on Friday afternoon," the salesman replied.

The snail showed up at the salesman's office door at the appointed time

"Is my car ready yet?" the snail asked.

"Yes it is. By the way, this may seem a little rude of me, but why did you want such an unusual car?"

The snail replied, "When I drive around, I want people to look at it and say, 'Wow! Look at that S car go!'"

"S car go"..."escargot"

All right I'm sorry but it does lead to the subject of this particular tale dear reader.    More [...]


Hatch, match & dispatch.....French style

Question.....What do you wear to a French baptism, wedding or funeral?

Answer.......Anything you like, or so it seems to us.

The wedding of Billy Wales to our Kathy, had a profound affect on the girls (Elaine, Alex and Libby) in this family.

The girls declared a company holiday at Saint Antonin Noble Val Owners Club, although I cleaned a couple of swimming pools in the morning.

Boozing was allowed, nay encouraged, nay mandatory    More [...]


Crackers...Christmas Crackers

We have now been living and working here for 10 years and every year we hold a Christmas party for all our French friends and artisans who have helped and supported us throughout the year.

Well, officially its called an "Apero" and invitations state, date and time and RSVP. In the ten years we have been doing this, maybe one in forty odd invitees responds.

The French do not understand RSVP!    More [...]

 

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